*Im back in SINGAPURAAAAA after a 13 hour flight (oh fucking joy) i woke up at about... 7 this morning and haven't slept since then for more than maybe ten minutes, so ive been wired for about 18 hours.
o___________________________________o got another eight to go, cause long flight is loooOOOOooooOOOOoooong
But on the upside, i haven't got a headache yet, so im doing something right this time... that or ive just gotten too used to flight (ive lost count of how many planes ive been on this past five weeks) and therefore my body isn't freaking out.... although, thats not to say some aspects of me aren't troublesome. My bowels are deciding now is a great time to piss me off Have to deal with that when i get home however... Also, were stuck up the back... with all the FAGGITS who think it's a good idea to bring their younger than 2 years old kids on a long haul flight.
seriously... they need to tow gliders behind boeings to carry these passengers exclusively, im getting really sick of the crying >.<

But hey, i had an awesome time, even if i would have been happy to go another three weeks in england and scotland :3
Next time you hear from me, i'll be home, and yes... i will make a new journal and stop pissong you off...

...oh god...

my inner ear is already fucked again...
damn time travelling into the future D: how does the Doctor stand it???

~Death Out~

*Im back in portsmouth self catering accomodation (which is just as well im a liiiittle tired of hotels now) eccept, we're in a different appartment of garian house(es). AND IT HAS NO SHOWERRRR D:
HOW CAN YOU EUROPEANS HAVE SUCH REDICULOUS SHOWERS OR LACK THEREOF??? seriously. come to Australia. our showers, are fucking awesome. you guys just.... jesus, and fix your flushes, they're so random, you have to be a toilet whisperer to make them work properly >.<
ANYWAY.
I returned from two days in scotland on Sunday. It's the first place over here ive really felt i could live... like, move and stay there... for about 6 months then go home in winter for aussie summer OHOHOH I FOUND LACHLIN! There was this random kid in Edinburgh, and i took a photo, and im gonna model Lachlin's face on him. And he'll prolly never have any idea X3
Anywho, havwn't done much anything since getting back, went to portsmouth natural history museum out of interest today, and an awesome chocolate shop here, and i suspect we're going to the white cliffs of Dover tomorrow. I go back to Australia on Friday and ive not been able to see any of my deviant frends over here D: and now dey has exams and stuff and i have no freedom on this trip cause i have no phone that i can use and my parents won't let me go anywhere far on my own. It's quite suffocating. I swear next time i come over here it will be on my OWN. And i'll be able to decide what I wanna see not have to go to places i don't give a crap about and see people i don't know. So yea. next time you hear from me, i may or may not still be in europe.
And damn my travel journal is so behind it's totally screwed
BYEz.


*Im in Maaaaltaaaaa ( Sliema to be precise) hasing a gewd ol' time.... until i got massively sunburnt today on my arms D;;;;
OOOOOOOOOW why must i keep suffeing on this trip???
lol. but guess what?
I GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A SHORT TOED EAGLE TODAY!!!
i went to Malta's pretty brand spankin new Falconry where they have many birds of prey and a live show, cept the first bird is a bit of a bungler, she cant fly properly yet, and the wind was different today, so she crash landed on me while i was about to photogrph her and ive never been happier about being crashed into
And another one got me in the head too, but it was a (johny rook ) hawk and an eagle owl brushed my knees with its wings.
funfunfunfunfunfun ok now i must gooooo.

*EDITNEEEEEEEEEEESS 16April*
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU trust me to fucking get sick on the overseas holiday D|
This infection can't decide whether it's in my horribly swollen tonsils or up my nose, so it's opted to piss me off sitting in both.
This is your fault Liverpool.

on the other hand, now i know why Treacle Tart is Harry Potter's favourite pudding
Im back in portsmouth having the first completely chill day of the holidays. We're sitting around doing nothing it's great cause when you're sick as a dog, thats aaaall you wanna do.
WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY NOT HAVE CODRAL COLD4FLU???? I CAN GET NO SYMPTOM RELIIIIIEF GAAAAAH D|

i still want to find a way to meet you. Ide try to meet :iconLarke18: too but she is such a very looong way from anywhere we are going *tries to convince parents that the places they live have good sight seeing *


*NOTHER EDIIIT*
Im in POrtsmouth and have been for four days
i was soooo badly jetlagged. We got to Heathrow, eeeeverything was covered in snow (first time ive ever seen it in my life mind you) and our luggage was still in germany D: we'd run off our late connection to the Brittish airways plane and they didn't get the baggage on with us, so it came on the next flight... hooooours later. We spent a whole day wasted at fucking terminal 5 >.<
But yea, i had a massive headache and my inner ear is screwed cause i keep getting dizzy swoons, but it'll fix itself.
anywho, went to avebury and long barrow and the white horse of uffington funfunfunfunfun ive miiiiissed england so muuuuuuch.

ok, i'll make a new ID and bugger off, bye !

AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BUMBLEBEES WHERE SO FUCKING HUGE????

*EDIT* HOOOOOLY SHIT IM SLEEP DEPRIIIIIVED D8
Im in Singapore airport atm, have had about 8 hours on a plane and nooooo sleep. We got to checkin laaate our flight left laaate, we have shit seats in economyyyyy D: faaail and now im hungry and i shouldn't be.
ooooh this is gonna be fun.
Anyways i'll try see and use free internet port when we get to frankfurt (buut i think we'll be running all tyhe wway across the air[port to get to our connecting flight to London so possibly this is not gonna happen) if not i'll try from London, and if not there... well, i'm sure you don't really give a fuck anyway
okai bai

FIRST AND FOREMOST IMPORTANT ANY DEVIANT VISITING MY PAGE WHO DOES OR DOESN'T KNOW ME IM IN EUROPE FOR 5 WEEKS FROM APRIL 6 TO MAY 9 SO PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF I DON'T REPLY TO NOTES, PLEASE DO NOT SWAMP ME WITH MESSAGES, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH ANY MESSAGES OR MAKE CONTACT WITH ANYONE ON DA WHILE IM OVER THERE. CHEERS.


now then, where was i?...oh yea,

OMFG IM GONNA BE ON A PLANE TO ENGLAND TOMORROW

SOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITEDSOEXCITED
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYES

Ima miss mah birdies and mah dowgies.
I been packin mah maaaaassive suitcase o.O bwaaaaaaah so hard.
Ohfuckyes i got these boots todae (was an accident. Just like the new sportshoes i got yesterdae )
And they're epicawesoooooome, they're big and stompy and black with big soles and have fluuuuffeh insides and lacey upey front all the way and gwaaaah i want to wear them with my tartan skirt in ireland they're currently drying in the garage cause i scotchguarded thems We got them half price with my mums new shoes cause she needed some for walkin. I needed some for walking, but i accidentally found some in Target in Livo yesterday so... two pairs each about $40, not bad at all :3.
And i have Longjohns god thats so funny, i never thought ever that i would own longjohns.
...Death in longjohns.
WTF
god my country is too warm, how do they even sell long johns here??? X3

anywho, the stats, you need the stats

*takes deep breath*

Okay so tomoro we have to get up liek 6 tho we don't board till like 1:30(i think im kinda guessing), cause we have to be at airport four hours before boarding opens just cause we need to not wait in a check-in line, there's a valid reason but i can't remember it. THIS will be stressfu cause my mother has to be at the doctors at 8:00 to get her Clexane injection cause she's predisposed to clots and Long flight is looooooong (finally i get a chance to use a long is long joke and people around me will get it )
My dad thought he could just do it, but he's not a trained nurse or medic or anything, and apparently its waaaay too complex and too much could go wrong to just have a novice go in and stick a needle anywhere, so to the doctor to get it done. From there, ngyurrr i think over an hour... if we get there at nine ( i think thats when we have to be there to check in) then we spend four hourssssss chilling till we board (AND HOPEFULLY CONVINCING MY PARENTS TO BUY ME A NEW DUTY FREE CAMERA SO I CAN TAKE GUD PICS CAUSE MINE IS SOSOSOSOSOSOSOS CRAP I SWEAR TO GOD I WANNA CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM SOMETIMES D: )
And teh coffie goodness, then (ohgod) the 22 hour flight >.<
Muuuuuust take CHARGED DS and CHARGED iAudio and paper and pens, pencils, progresso, maybe prismas (i think something to colour with or i'll regret not taking something) and book (first of the Pullmans bewks :3 ) aaaaand (consults list) yea, stuff for to amuse myself.
Which reminds me, i shud take refs of all the things i need to do for peeps... but then doing things in tradish i can't upload cause photo is not good enough quality to upload so they have to be digital (reeeeeeally wish i hads a laptop T_T ) soooo i might just have to do whatever to please myself soooo yea.

When in england, i believe it's a 3 hour drive to Portsmouth from Heathrow, but i dunno if were staying there first or Sutton Coulfield ( i think thats how you spell it) where i know were staying for quite some time. Then we have a week of doing whatever the fudge we please 83 then we meet my grandma and aunt and cousins who come over from their stint in america (we dropped them off at the airport last saturday) then we do the family thing ...
Then... ummmm i think dad goes to do London with gran, aunt and couses, and me, mum and Brian go to Dublin. 3 days in Dublin, then back to England to pick up dad and fly on to Rome 8] then from rome to Malta ( i think via england again D| ) and Malta for 5 days (OHFUCKSOEXCITEDGOLDANDGLASSBLOWERSNYAHA)
Then back to england and more grace time in which i hope to get up to Edinburough for the sketch/Devmeet in the Jekyll and Hyde pub the first wednesday of the month (this i know from 's journal) and then we is come hoooome.

ooooh that reminds me i got up at 5:15 this morning to go with mah parents to take my birds to mah grandparents house. I feel soooooo insecure about leaving them, even though i trust my grandparents are brain alive enouhg to take care of them cause they've had budgies before. But... well you know how it is, you never feel anyone can take care of your pets the right way cause you know your pets and they don't. Ima miss them for teh five weeks (and Osi is gunna get fat eatin and not excercising cause at least Lith flaps about but he doesn't faaaat birdie )
Im more worried about the dogs. Mah bro and his GF are gonna be living in the house taking care of them aaaand i doooon't exactly trust my brother's ability... i kinda do, but i just... ive never seen him take care of the dogs properly before sooo. Yea. :s and Crystal is really ooooold im worried about her going into winter D: she seems ok atm tho cept for her baaaad skin problem (but we think we'v found teh cause and my bro will be left treating it bath teh stinky flaky skin dawg )
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. sooooo all my blabbering aside im sorry if this wall of text has killed you D: I just had to get this all of mah chest.
Now i must go clear out my uni bag and pack it full of handluggage wondeeeer and jooooy and...joyneeeeess.

Dude how cold is it going to be over ther on sunday? 8S

chances are i'll find a net cafe and check my devart here at the airport before we board so feel free to reply to this journal i will prolly get to read it. I'll be trying to get on net cafes for like, half hours at a time when i can to clear my email, and may get time to check DA now and then.

SO YEA OMAN I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY SO BAI 8D.

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